signs least likely to win an oscar

volcanoglamour:

1. leo

(via metropolitanh-deactivated201804)


baimbie:
“ indie
”

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

(via curiovsly-deactivated20220305)


My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
- Laurell K. Hamilton   (via blackbruise)

(Source: makelovetothemoon, via rosilita-x-deactivated20180731)


  • guys: *brush hands*
  • guys: no homo
  • girls: *walk around only partially dressed* *share changing rooms* *compliment each other's appearance* *show each other their underwear* *snuggle on the couch* *share a bed* *split a meal* *kiss each other's cheek* *link arms* *share a blanket* *give each other back rubs* *rest head on each other's shoulders* *give long hugs* *offer sips of coffee* *play with each other's hair* *dance together* *share clothes* *go to the bathroom together*
  • girls: nice

brilliances:
“i always follow back!!
”